February 2012
96 posts
I love my job
I love dancing, and meeting fascinating people, learning to hustle, getting cash in hand, working while drunk, seeing my coworkers tits. It’s a rush and honestly the best job I have ever had.
but…
last night was a night where stripping showed its best and its worst. Very Intense.
2 1hr dances with guys who seemed nice, but were sloppy drunk and purposefully swiped my pussy. 2...
Let me clarify a few things about being a...
modestyisawasteoftime:
Yes, I’m a stripper. Cat is out of the bag. Technically though, my title is a dancer/entertainer.
It’s disrespectful to hear people say “fuck this, I’m dropping out of school to become a stripper.” Let me tell you why:
1. This makes being one sound like a complete last resort brainless job. This job is flexible enough for me to go to college full time AND work, it...
Why are so many pole dancing and stripper pictures...
dyke-recovery:
Prostitution and stripping are two ENTIRELY different forms of work.
(..but both are LEGITIMATE forms of work)
Starting a conversation with a client
sasha—rae:
I have been reading up on this all day and I have no better idea than when I started How can i make talking to customers in the club less awkward? I ran out of shit to talk about, and we just sat there in awkward silence. I’ve never given a lap dance so I’m nervous about that and completely clueless about the VIP rooms. No one explained any of this to me last night :(
Helppp
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Are you a nerd? A Stripper? Then read this.
s-i-n-ful-kitty:
Preparing myself for my first day back dancing, I came up with a little course after reading about selling and translating it into exotic dancing vs. selling printers or gym memberships.
The Clean Sales Steps:
Sales Introduction
Sales Questions
Sales Presentation
Close the Sale
Handling Sales Objectives
The 5 Sales Steps for Exotic Dancers:
Introduce yourself
Open-ended...
myimmodestdichotomy:
Tried using the tag ‘thinspo’ to find some pictures of fit, healthy, athletic girls for a bit of motivation. Was instead met with pictures of emaciated, skeletal, bony pictures. Tumblr really breeds this stuff. It’s disconcerting. I spose that’s what I get for using that tag. Absolutely not what I want though!
try fitspo instead? I dunno. I think obssessing over images of...
“sooo, how many kids do you have?”
– anonymous (client looking at my stretch marks)
Argues, Like a Bo$$
Customer: Get your tits out!
Me: Tip me.
Customer: Stop dancing in a bikini, aren’t you a fucking stripper?
Me: Aren’t you a fucking cheap cunt?
Customer: Get fucking naked! Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP
*Leaves stage end of set, approaches client*
Customer: Oh come on now, don’t be agro
Me: You’re a rude fucking prick… and if it were any other bar, if I met you at the fucking pub I would break...
tonight:
harlow-harlot:
Tonight, i remembered the importance of regulars. I think i danced for maybe one new guy tonight, and the rest were all men i have previously danced for, some on a weekly basis. I hit $50 over my target tonight with relative ease thanks to these regulars, while simultaneously finishing ‘A visit from the Goon Squad’ by Jenny Egan. It was a fantastic book, and I handed it over to...
Currently on holiday. I’ll resume posting on Thursday.
