February 2012
124 posts
everythingbutharleyquinn:
clambistro:
rgr-pop:
If you can’t afford to pay for women’s labor, don’t go to a strip club.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A+++++ WOULD REBLOG AGAIN
When I was a grid girl, nights would often end up at strip joints. Motorsports events tended to mean a massive influx of drunken, tight-arse dickwads, who we’d spend the daylight hours dealing with at the track. We’d then make a...
“I feel sexuality to be very empowering. I think men love to believe that they...”
– Christina Aguilera. (via avaadore)
1000th Post
Woo!
Stage songs
sasha—rae:
Looking for ideas of songs to strip/dance to on stage?
My songs lately:
Lana del Ray - Born to Die
Portishead - Glorybox
Etta James - I just wanna make love to you.
My Drink of Choice
jessicasurely:
I had grossed over $1000… on what might have appeared to be a somewhat slow evening. Of course, Alex didn’t know how much I made… but he knew a girl who was on a roll, when he saw one. He smiled at me and plunked a glass bottle of Perrier magnanimously on the counter.
Perrier was my drink of choice at the club, and Alex knew every girls’ favorite. When he wanted to do or say...
Selling Sex Sort of Ruined My Life—All The More... →
I love my job
I love dancing, and meeting fascinating people, learning to hustle, getting cash in hand, working while drunk, seeing my coworkers tits. It’s a rush and honestly the best job I have ever had.
but…
last night was a night where stripping showed its best and its worst. Very Intense.
2 1hr dances with guys who seemed nice, but were sloppy drunk and purposefully swiped my pussy. 2...
Let me clarify a few things about being a...
modestyisawasteoftime:
Yes, I’m a stripper. Cat is out of the bag. Technically though, my title is a dancer/entertainer.
It’s disrespectful to hear people say “fuck this, I’m dropping out of school to become a stripper.” Let me tell you why:
1. This makes being one sound like a complete last resort brainless job. This job is flexible enough for me to go to college full time AND work, it...
Why are so many pole dancing and stripper pictures...
dyke-recovery:
Prostitution and stripping are two ENTIRELY different forms of work.
(..but both are LEGITIMATE forms of work)
Starting a conversation with a client
sasha—rae:
I have been reading up on this all day and I have no better idea than when I started How can i make talking to customers in the club less awkward? I ran out of shit to talk about, and we just sat there in awkward silence. I’ve never given a lap dance so I’m nervous about that and completely clueless about the VIP rooms. No one explained any of this to me last night :(
Helppp
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Are you a nerd? A Stripper? Then read this.
s-i-n-ful-kitty:
Preparing myself for my first day back dancing, I came up with a little course after reading about selling and translating it into exotic dancing vs. selling printers or gym memberships.
The Clean Sales Steps:
Sales Introduction
Sales Questions
Sales Presentation
Close the Sale
Handling Sales Objectives
The 5 Sales Steps for Exotic Dancers:
Introduce yourself
Open-ended...
myimmodestdichotomy:
Tried using the tag ‘thinspo’ to find some pictures of fit, healthy, athletic girls for a bit of motivation. Was instead met with pictures of emaciated, skeletal, bony pictures. Tumblr really breeds this stuff. It’s disconcerting. I spose that’s what I get for using that tag. Absolutely not what I want though!
try fitspo instead? I dunno. I think obssessing over images of...
“sooo, how many kids do you have?”
– anonymous (client looking at my stretch marks)
Argues, Like a Bo$$
Customer: Get your tits out!
Me: Tip me.
Customer: Stop dancing in a bikini, aren’t you a fucking stripper?
Me: Aren’t you a fucking cheap cunt?
Customer: Get fucking naked! Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP
*Leaves stage end of set, approaches client*
Customer: Oh come on now, don’t be agro
Me: You’re a rude fucking prick… and if it were any other bar, if I met you at the fucking pub I would break...
