sasha—rae:

I have been reading up on this all day and I have no better idea than when I started
How can i make talking to customers in the club less awkward? I ran out of shit to talk about, and we just sat there in awkward silence.

I’ve never given a lap dance so I’m nervous about that and completely clueless about the VIP rooms. No one explained any of this to me last night :(

Helppp

My conversation usually goes like this: (all night, every shift. sometimes it blurs together and I forget where in my inner ‘script’ I am)

Hi! Can I sit with you?

Have you been here before?

What do you think of our girls? We have the best girls in town here.

What is your name? I’m Lady.

Yes… Lady.

What are you up to tonight/ this weekend? (Always ask open ended questions, get them talking about themselves) What do you do for fun? What movie did you last see? etc etc… if they like fishing, ask about the biggest fish they caught and sound impressed, even if you have no idea what the hell a parrotfish is.

Start pitching: So do you know how it works here? There are only 2 rules. 1. No Mouth Contact 2. No Inner Thigh or Genital contact. It’s $130 for 30min…. pause… or $75 for 15, but 15 is over like that *snap*

So, would you like to take me upstairs?

The whole time you spend like you would when you talk to a guy that you really like, so eye contact, but not glary, just kinda intrigued. You wanna massage his ego. Touch his arm. If they are super drunk you can be more blunt and direct. Laugh alot, but not fake. Come up with a back story for when they start asking you personal questions, because that happens heaps.